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| adam_text | Contents INTRODUCTION................................. “...................................................................................5 REVIEW ON THE VOLUME “ANECDOTES 3” COLLECTED BV SALIH ZOGIANI... REVIEW ON THE VOLUME “ANECDOTES 2”COLLECTED BY SALIH ZOOIANI14 Comments on editions :............................................... 17 Interview ..................... 2S 1. WISDOM, CLEVERNESS, JUSTICE, BRAVERY 1 YOU CANNOT TELL A RIDDLE TO THE HAMMAM OWNDER............................29 2. WE SUE DOUBLETALK AS WE WERE NOT FREE................................................... 30 3. WE WERE HERE BEFORE THE DEVIL......................................................................... 30 4. TAHIR SHOULD HELP TAHIR.........................................................................................31 5. IF I ONLY KNEW.................................................................................................................32 6. THREE GROUNDLESS VICES.................... 33 7. HUMAN, HALF HUMAN, NO HUMAN......................................................................... 33 8. THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE................................... 33 9. YOU MAY MIX IT TOR ONE MORE YEAR ONLY ................................................... 34 10. THE WISEST AND THE DUMBEST........................ .....................................................35 III NEVER SAY WHAT LENIN SAYS.............................................................................36 12 DO WE HAVE A WOMAN AMBASSADOR?............................................................. 37 13. I WOULDN T
WISH TO BE AROUND........................................................................ 37 14. IF YOU WANTED TO SEE KAMER KUKA, THAT’S ME.......................................38 15. I WAS THERE BUT YOU DID NOT SEE ME!........................ ....................................39 16. THE HEN IS NOT LAYING EGGS ON THE SAME SPOT.......................................39 17. IF HE HAD TAKEN ANOTHER ROAD, WOULD HE HAVE REACHED HIS DESTINATION BY NOW?...:.................................... ............................................................ 41 18. IF YOU GO ASTRAY, KEEP TO THE UPPER SIDE................................................ 42 19. I COULDN’T TELL WITHOUT SEEING YOUR WALKING PACE FIRST.........42 20. THIS IS THE MASTER..................................................................................................... 43 21. NO ONE REMEMBERS A BULGARIAN WITH A BEARD ON THE GREAT HILL ..................................... ;........................... ;;...................................................... 43 22. IF DIFFERENT, I WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO RULE............................... 44 23 ONLY THREE PERSONS KNOW ABOUT POLITICS............. ......... .......................45 24 THE DOVE TOUCHED HIM............................................................................................45 25. WE HAVE NOT CHOSEN THE TRANSLATORS......................................................46 26. MOST OF YOU ARE SHEPHERDS............................................................................... 46 27. DOGS ATE
IT!.................................................................................................................... 47 28. THIS LANTERN SAVED TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE............................................... 48 29. THE BRAIN DOES NOT HANG ON HEDGE POSTS................................................ 49 30. THE BRAIN WON’T STAY IN WOOL......................................................................... 50 31. THE OLD MAN OR THE DONKEY?........................................................................... 50 32. ARE YOU TAKING THE RAM OR THE CALF.............................................. ............SI 33. DON’T HIT THE DONKEY..............................................................................................51 34. I AM ONLY TAKING ITS SKIN OFF............................................................................ 52 35. I’VE BEEN CUTTING ON THAT LOG FOR FOURTY YEARS AND NOT A SCRATCH ...................................................................................................... :......-.......... 52 36. THE CONVERSATION GETS SPOILED FROM HEAD NOT FROM BOTTOM .53 37. I’VE BECOME MY OWN SELF’S SHEPHERD..........................................................54 227
..54 38. HIS VIRTUES WEIGHED HEAVIER-.......... ..55 39. EACH ONE TO HIS OWN BRAIN.................. ..55 •10 FOOLISHNESS UNDER THE DITCH............ ..56 41 FOOLISHNESS COMES IN BUNDLES.,.,.... ..57 42. THE HEN’S SKIN AND THE BULL’S SKIN .. .58 43. THE FOOL ALWAYS SURPASSES THE WISE. 44 HÖNOR HAS NO MARK..................... ....................... ..................................................58 45. IT WOULD BE MY STUPIDITY.............. ............. ...................................................... 59 46. WHEN DO THE RAMS FIGHT THE MOST....... ....................................................... 59 47. LLAPUSHNIK STARTS IT. ORLLAT DRINKS IT, AND NEGROFC GETS DRUNK ............................... ...................................:...:................................................ 60 48. HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK TO A FOOL? ............. ........................ ............ 60 49. YOU HAVE A HISTORY TOO..·.’.................... .... .......„...........................................61 50. GIVE HIM A LIRA AND HE WILL FIND TROUBLE.............................................. 61 51. DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT POSITION......................................................... 62 52. IF MY AFFAIRS ARE STRAIGHTENED OUT, DEVIL WILL TAKE ME.............63 53. I THOUGHT NOT EVEN DOGS WOULD EAT HIM!.................... ..........................64 54.1 AM THE YOUNGEST...................... ................................... ....................................... 64 55. DOCTOR OF MEDICINE, DOCTOR OF DISCIPLINE............................................ 65 56. WHO
IS THE LORD OF THE HOUSE?....................................................................... 66 57. ONE SHOULD NOT KILL THE SONG....................................................................... 66 58. YOU SHOULD NOT SING A SONG ABOUT A LIVING MAN...............................67 59. DON’T KILL HIM ANY MORE, OR YOU’LL BE KILLED.................................... 68 60. ONE HAND I KISS, THE OTHER I CUT......... ........................................................ 68 61. THEY MENTION YOUR MOTHER MORE OFTEN..................................................69 62.1 WAS EATING DATES MYSELF-YESTERDAY........................................................ 69 63. MY FOREST, SOMEONE ELSE S WOODS................................................................70 64. HAIR IS OUT OF QUESTION........................................................................................ 71 65. I WANT MY PANTS CUT LIKE BRAHIM HALLAQI ............................................. 71 66. WELL, AST GOT MY TAIL SOAKED......................................................................... 72 67. HAD YOU BEEN IN DRENK A YOU’D BE HEADLESS NOW..............................72 68 1 AM BRAVE NO MORE.................................................................................................73 69. IF HE IS A BRAVE HE’LL COME AND BRING IT TO ME, IF HE’S NOT I’LL GO AND GET IT .................................... 74 70. I SHOULD COME WITH YOU. 75 71. MY SONS NEVER UNDERSTAND 75 72. WE’RE NOT EVEN ABLE TO PLAY A GAME OF HATYS PROPERLY............. 76 73 TAKE THE ROCK OUT OF YOUR
MOUTH................. ............................................ 76 74. KOSOVA’S SHIRT IS BEING CUT IN BELGARDE AND SEWN IN TIRANA .... 77 75. ENVER HOXHA HAS SEEN A DREAM......................................................................78 76. SETTING THE WIT BEFORE ANGER.........................................................................78 77. THE ODA BELONGS TO ALL ONLY WHEN IT RAINS..........................................79 78. WILL YOU HELP ME KEEP UP OUR FRIENDSHIP................................................ 79 79. MY SON IS BEING MARRIED. NOT MY NATON.................................................. 80 80. I HAVE ISOLATED ALL MY NEIGHBOURS............................................................ 81 81.1 CANNOT TURN MY BACK TO THE KRAL............................................................ 81 82.1 NEVER KNEW I WAS IN THIS SHIT........................................................................ 82 83. YOU GO DOWNWARDS AND WE GO UPWARDS BUT WE LL MEET SOMEWHERE ................................................................................................................... 83 84. IF I HAD ALLTHE WOOL YOU HAVE I’D MAKE MY SOCKS UP TO MY 228
KNEES S .......... ............................................................ .................................................. 83 85. I VE FOUND THE RIGHT SPOT................................................................................... 85 86. FOOD HAS NO SHAME, BUT A MAN MUST HAVE..............................................85 87. IF 1 SET MY MIND TO IT I CAN EAT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD..................86 88. ON SEPARATE PLANES................................... ..................................................... ...... 87 89. WE’RE NOT BROTHERS JUST BECAUSE WE..........................................................87 90. NOTHING BETTER THAN RAKI........ ........................................................................ 88 91. WE ENJOY, WE HAVE FUN.........................................................................................89 92. LOTS OF MOUNTAINS AND LITTLE OF GOATS...................................................89 93. HE WAS MEAN BUT DETERMINED TOO.................................................................90 94. YOU’LL BE LEFT OUT LJKE A COW’S THING....................................................... 90 95. YOU WEREN’T SPEAKING TO ME BUT RATHER TO THE OX........................ 91 96. LIKEABICYLE................................................................................................................ 91 97. NO MORE TEARS LEFT......................................................................... 98. A DOG WITH A BELL..................................................................................................... 92
99. MAY DEVIL TAKE YOUR AGE.................................................................................. 93 100. SO YOU ARE.................................................................................... 101. IF I COULD USE THIS FINGER YOU WOULDN’T HAVE BE HERE AT ALL .94 102. AZEM BEITA S SONG.......................................... ......... .............................................95 103. WHILE ON YOUR CART I SING YOUR SONG....................................................... 96 104. TAHIR BERISHA AND THE PODRIMJA MAN....................................................... 97 105. DIRT IS BETTER THAN AN ARROGANT MAN.....................................................97 106. THESE ARE NO PLUMB BUT ACACIA TREES...................................................... 98 107. MY OLDER BROTHER BEAT ME UP....................................................................... 99 108. NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR FATHER GOES AWAY TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HEAD WITH HIM........................................................................ 109. KEQAN SADIKI MEETS RAMADAN SHABANI..................................................100 110 HOW TO GET RID OF THE SERB COMM ANDER ................................................101 111. WHEN IT WILL, IT WILL............................................................................................. 102 112.1 WISHED SHIP1TULLA WAS BORDERING WITH SERBIA................................. 103 113 DEVIL WAS BORN IN SHIPITULLA, HAD LUNCH IN HARILAQ, AND BREEDED IN
RIBAR.............................................................................................................104 114. WHEN DO VILLAGE FOLKS HAVE GOOD TIME..................................................104 115. GOOD TIME IN KOSOVA............................................................................................. 105 116. THIS ÍS MY MOTHER..................................................................................................106 117. HIS BRAVE MAN’S MOTHER IS MY MOTHER’S MOTHER IN LAW........... 107 118.1 LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD TOBACCO................................... 107 119. HOW ONE FALLS INTO A WELL..............................................................................I0S 120. ARE YOU MORE AFRAID OF ME OR GOD?........................................................ 109 121 WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES SHOULD I CUT?.......................................................109 122. ALBANIANS ARE LIKE A CORNEL-BUSH.......................................................... 110 123. IT ALLOWS ME TO GET A LWAYER................. .................................................. 111 124. A STRANGER’S DIRT IS DIRTIER...........................................................................111 125. BOTH OLD AND NEW ONIONS SMELL THE SAME..........................................112 126 THEN EVERYONE WILL GET IT............................................................................ 112 127 THIS MUST BE THE MADMAN MOTHER TOLD US ABOUT......................... 113 128 IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THEY HAVE NOT DONE TO US .2............... . 114 129.
IF YOU WISHED YOU HAD A DORTHER I’LL SEND YOU MY BROTHER ZEN ..........................................................................................................................114 130. A STONE’S FACE CAN BE SHAPED IN TWO BLOWS BUT A MAN’S FACE IS 229
HARD TO SHAPE............. ...................... ............................. ......................................115 131.1 NEED NO FIRE-WOOD............. ................. ......................................................115 132. I KNOW YOU, BUT 1 DON’T KNOW MYSELF .................................................116 133. THE ONE WITH MOUSTACH F. MY MOTHER............................... .................. 116 134. STAND UP, ITS THE COUNTRY BEGGING!......................................................117 135. LIKE A STROFC1 BITCH ......................................... .......................................117 II. IRONY, VANITY, DISAPPOINTMENT DECEPTION, CRUELTY, FEAR, THEFT, LIES 136. I SEE YOU LIKE TO HAVE TOUR COFFEE CUP STROLL AROUND............119 137. HALF OF THE PAIN WENT AWAY.............. .........................................................120 138. THESE GO AT ODDS........... .......... ............................... ........................................ 120 139. IT’S TIME TO MILK THE COW................֊............................................................ 121 140. I AM LIKE A SALAD................................................................................................ 121 141. CAN ONE EAT IN A TOILET................ .......-,........................... ...........................122 142. WHY DOES THE BULL JUMP ON HIS OWN MOTHER........... ......................... 122 143. HOW MANY BODIES YOU BURY IN AGRAVE?..................................................123 144. WHERE ARE YOU HORNS?......................................
............................................. 23 145. IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN CURSE HIS MOTHER, BECAUSE I CANNOT DO IT! ............................. ............................ ............................................................124 !46. IF YOU REPRESENT THAT GOVERNMENT THEN THATS THE END OF IT! .. 147. HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A MALE?. ............................................... 125 148. YOU KNOW SO WELL WHERE SHABAN POLLUZHA IS, BUT YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO GO THERE........ ................... ................................................................126 149. SUCH A BIG-HEADED MAN COMES SELDOM TO THE SHOP...................... 126 150. A TATTERING MASON ............ .......................................................................... 127 151. COME AND STAY A BIT WITH HASAN, BECAUSE MY FEET ARE FREEZING ................... 12* 152. I’LL BUY A SHEEP...................................................................................................... 128 153. A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN GETS FATTER................................................... 129 154. THE HORSE IS WISER THAN ME...........................................................................129 155. I’LL BE RELIEVED IN A MONTH AND YOU’LL STAY ON FOREVER....... 130 156. HE’S SURE THEY’LL BREAK A FENCE............................................................... 131 157. LITTLE IMPREGNATED................................. 131 158. THAT IS CALLED MANURE „і.....................................................................132 159. YOU SHOW THIS INVOICE TO SHABAN
POLLUZHA......................... ............132 160. SIX CORNS KILLED MY COW................................................................................. 133 161. KOSOVA WILL BELONG TO US..............................................................................134 162. IF THE MOON SETS HOW THEY WILL EVER STEP DOWN OF IT?............. 134 163. IF YOU HAVE TWO VOTES ONE CAME FROM ME.......................................... 135 164. WE WOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU IF YOU ONLY STAYED A NIGHT.........135 165. BEING PRAISED TOO MUCH I DON T LIKE THEM ANYMORE....................136 166. DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SHEEP TO LAST TILL I FIND THE CURE........... 136 167. THE BUFF IS EATING THE BRAN....................... .................................................137 168. AS YOU ARE NOT A SMOKER I AM NOT GIVING MY OXEN TO YOU..... 138 169. YOU ONLY SEE BLACK................... ............................................................. ...........139 170. YOU’VE GOT NO PLACE TO GRAB ME FROM AS I AM AN OLD MAN NOW . ......................................... ...............................................................................139 230
171.1 GET BORED WITH YOU TOO................................................................................140 172, A PREGNANT.................................................................................................. .............140 173.1 TOLD YOU IT WOULD BREED A FEMALE...........................................................141 174. MAY DEVIL TAKE YOUR FOURTY YEARS........................................................141 175. I’D PISS ON HIM LIKE ON A BUSH...........................................................................142 176. WELL, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ATE TWO BUCKET LOADS............................... 143 177.1 FEEL SORRY ABOUT THE WOLF .. ........................... ................ ................. 143 178.1 AM SORRY ABOUT THE OX................................................................................. 144 179. WELCOME, BUT WHY WITH MOWERS?.............................................................144 180. HE IS MY MARE’S FRIEND......................................................................... .............145 181. DO YOU FEEL THE LOSS OF YOUR HORSE?........................ ....... .................... 145 182.1 HAVEN T SEEN IT BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE IT............................................. 146 183.1 DON’T KNOW IF HE HAD IT, ALTHOUGH I SAW HIM EAT A WHOLE BOWL OF CERELIALS IN THE MORNING................................................................... 146 184.1 DID LIE DOWN, BUT HE PISSED ON MY FACE.............................................. 147 185. HE IS NOW JUMPING OVER THE OXEN
TOO..................................................... 148 186.1 DIDN’T WANT TO BECOME A CHILD................................................................149 187. ONE MAY NOT SAVE ON A WICK ................................................................149 188.1 TOOK IT BECAUSE I GAVE HIM MY BLOOD..................................................150 189. DID I SAY ANYTHING WHEN I CAME IN?................................. .........................151 190. NOW GIVE ME THE SPOON, FOR I’LL EAT BY MYSELF!..............................151 191. YES, YES, OF COURSE..................................................................................... ........152 192. WE HAVEN’T MOWED DURING WINTER, EITHER..........................................153 193. I’M NOT WORRIED HE LOST, BUT FOR GOING TO TAKE IT BACK.......... 153 194. THIS IS MADE ON TAFIL’S CHICKEN SOUP...................................................... 154 195.1 HAVE ENOUGH TO GET IN AND GET STUCK IN IT..................................... 155 196. YOU GO OUT, FOR I AM HOT-TEMPERED......................................................... 155 197. TOM BUILT A HOUSE TO A MONTENEGRIN.....................................................156 198. THANK YOU GOD, AT LEAST YOU DID NOT MAKE ME DO THIS............. 157 199. IF I GRAB THAT STICK, I’LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH’............ ...................... 158 200 THE DONKEY DOES NOT DIE EVERY DAY....................................................... 159 201 THREE MEN IN THE HOUSE, AND THE BRIDE GOES TO THE MILL.........159 202. IT’S THE BRIDE’S
FAULT.................................................................................... . 160 203. HOW MAY ONE KEEP THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!........................................160 204. BECAUSE OF ME OR BECAUSE OF YOU?...........................................................161 205. TAKE ME ANYWHERE YOU WANT BUT HOME’............................................. 162 206. THE BULL WENT TO THE MARKET PLACE ALL BY ITSELF....................... 162 207.1 TOO WAS AFRAID WHEN 1 WAS ALIVE........................................................... 163 208. PERHAPS I PREPARED EXACTLY THAT......................................................... . 163 209. PRAYING IS A DEBT, AND STEALING IS A PROFESSION’...........................164 210. HOW STRANGE........................................................................................................... 164 211. WHEN I TOUCH YOU, STOP EXAGGERATING..................................................165 III. MAN, WOMAN, MARRIAGE, FRIENDS 212. IT STOOD ON A TROLLEY................................................ ...................................... 167 213. SHE HAS A ‘C’ TYPE VISA.......................................................................................168 214 THE ONE WHO LISTENS, LEARNS........................................................................168 215 MALIQ PASHA GOES WITH COWS............... ........................................................169 216 HE FIRE HAS ITS BEAUTY IN SUMMER TOO....................................................170 231
217. ‘I AM TO BLAME ....................լ....:.. .................................................................171 218. ONT WORRY; FOR THE NEXT FOREST IS COMING..................................... 171 219. THIS IS NOT OWNED BY ME! .................. ...........172 220 IF I D WAITED FOR HIM, YOU D NOT BE IN THIS WORLD..........................173 221. THIS FAT ASS HERE WON. A LIRA BY THE HAYSTACK............................... 173 222. I FELL ON MY BACK FLAT................................................... ................................174 223. THE WOMEN DID NOT COME OUT BUT I SAW THEM.................................. 175 224. AND, WHO’S BEEN STAYING WITH YOUR WOMEN?....................................176 225. THE IMAM LAID DOWN A CARPET AND PRAYED OVER HER.................. 177 226. IT SEEMED YOU COUGHED ................................ ................................. 178 227. DON’T LET THE WOMEN SEE THAT, OR THEY’LL CHASE US WITH NETTLES ..: .......................:............. .................................................................. 17S 228. NOT EVEN IF SHE WERE MY MOTHER’ ...և.......................................... ..........179 229. IT WON’T RAIN ANY TIME YOU ARE ITCHING.............................................. 180 230; HER MOTHER IN LAW IN FRONT OF HER;.......................................................181 231. MOTHER IN LAW DIED LAUGHING.................... ............................................... 181 232. THE GOOD AND THE BAD DAUGHTER IN LAW..............................................182 233. HE IS SUCH A MEAN
MAN!...,.;........... ..... ............................................... 182 234. SOMEONE WILL BUMP INTO YOU!..;...... ...........................................................183 235. WHO can TWIST HER LEG OVER THE NECK MAY MARRY!.....................183 236. SHE CAN SEE THE NEEDLE BUT NOT THE BARN............................ ..............184 237. I WILL DO THE DISHES BUT I WON’T SING .............................................184 238.1 KNOW HER TONGUE SIZE.................................. ............................... ................185 239. I KNEW DEVIL WOULD TAKE HER...,:.,............................................................. 185 240. ‘THE MAN UP THERE WILL RAISE HIM...’..........,........................................... 186 241. GO AND TALK TO THE MILLER ...........................................................186 242. THE TAX COLLECTOR WAS AT THE DOOR ................. ............................ 187 243. STAY AWAY............................................................................................................... 187 244. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COW?...................................:..................................189 245. I HOPE YOU DID NOT TELL IT ALL!...................................................................189 246. IT’S MY HEAD, NOT MY ASS!.., .................................. .................. ..........190 247. YOU EAT - THERE’LL BE TIME FOR THE BOY!................................................190 248. THE SICK YEARNS FOR EVERYTHING................................................................191 249.1
WASN’T THAT SICK!..................... .......... ....................................... ......................191 250. IN OUR HOUSE THREE PERSONS ARE ASKING FOR Մ................................. 192 251.1 COULD DO WITHOUT A HUSBAND....... ................ ...................................... 193 252. IT’S NOT COFFEES FAULT!,................................................................................... 193 253. SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE REMOVED THE STICK!........................................ 194 254.1 TOO POURED A FISTFUL OF SALT!.................... .......195 255 . DID ALI SHUKŔUA SPEAK?...................................................................................195 256. ‘IF THAT IS SO, TAKE A SHAVE IN THE EVENING՜....................................... 196 257. ‘MY GOODNESS, HE CAUGHT YOU TOO’.,...;................................................... 196 258. ‘CALL LATER BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS HERE’..... ..................................... 197 259. ‘YOU JUMP FIRST, AND YOU’LL SEE’ ...... ......-.......................................... 197 260. HE DIDN’T JUMP OVER THE SAME HEN TWICE.............................................. 198 261. YOU REALIZE HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE SPENDING YOUR TIME IN A COFFEE SHOP......................... ..................................................................................... 198 262. THEY WOULD SEE THE SAUSAGE!...................................................................... 199 263. SELLING SAUSAGE........................................... ;....................................................... 200 232
IV. RELIGION 264. GOD CREATED BUT TWO RELIGIONS.................................................................201 265. THREE RELIGIONS, NO BARTHOLOMEW.......................................................... 201 266. GOOD FOR YOU..,................................................................... ...................................202 267. WERE THEY ABLE TO CLIMB TO THE MOON?................................................202 268. DOES THE EARTH MOVE AROUND THE SUN?.................................................. 203 269. SHOULD I COOK FOR BAYRAM OR FOR SI ANT’GEORGE’S?...................... 203 270. THEY WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN THEY LIVED..................... 204 271. WE SHOULD NOT LET THE PIGS GO W ASTE’....................... ..........................205 272. ‘WE FINED THE IMAM’............................................................................................. 205 273. AFTER EVERY İFTAR, I BECOME SO LUSTFUL............................................... 206 274. WHO IS A TRUE MUSLIM?.......................................................................................206 275. THINGS WERE DONE IN ORDER THEN, AND NOW THEY ARE DONE IN BUNDLES ......................................................................................................................... 207 276. IF THE PRIEST BEHAVED HIMSELF I MIGHT HAVE BEEN HERE INSTEAD .. .........................................................................................................................208 277. IF I AM NOT TOO DEEP IN I LIKE TO GET
OUT................................................ 208 278.1 AM A MUSLIM FROM WAIST DOWN............................................................ ... 209 279. YOU’RE STILL CARRYING HER!...................................................................... ..... 210 V. POVERTY, SICKNESS, DEATH, MOURNING, SHAME 280. I AM NOT USED TO MILKING, BUT RATHER TO SKINNING ..............211 281. WHEN HE GROWS UP, HE’LL COME OUT BY HIMSELF................................212 282. BRING MY FAMILY HERE TOO................................................... 212 283. PERHAPS IT WILL BE CHEAPER............ ................................................................213 284. EAT, IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!.................................................................... ............!.. .213 285. HE’S BEEN DEAD FROM WAIST DOWN LONG AGO........................ f.............214 286. THANKS GOD HE DIED!............................................................................................214 287. HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, HE IUST DIED........................................................ 215 288. ’MAY GOD LEAVE YOU WELL FOR MY OWN MOTHER’..............................215 289. NEXT TIME I’LL SPEAK OF MEHMET REÇANI................................?...............216 290. HOW COME MY WIFE BECAME YOUR FRIEND.............................................. 216 291. OLD INDEED, BUT 1 USED TO RIDE IT SOMETIMES..................................... 217 292. I AM FIKRIJE’S HUSBAND....................................................................................... 218 293. I AM SAD BECAUSE IT WAS MY
OWN DOING................................................. 218 294. I PRAY TO YOU GOD................................................................................................. 219 295. I’LL WRAP YOU TOO SOON..................................................................................... 219 296. DRIVE CAREFULLY OR ELSE IT WILL BE WRITTEN!....................... .............220 297. NO INSULTS!.......................................................... 220 298. ON BEHALF OF THESE COWS MAY GOD LEAVE YOU WELL.....................221 299. O, YOU BLACK-BEARDED DEVIL, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?.... ..............222 MAIN STORY-TELLERS:...................................................................................... 223 PORTRAITS OF SOME OF THE STORY-TELLERS.......................................................235 233
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Contents INTRODUCTION. “.5 REVIEW ON THE VOLUME “ANECDOTES 3” COLLECTED BV SALIH ZOGIANI. REVIEW ON THE VOLUME “ANECDOTES 2”COLLECTED BY SALIH ZOOIANI14 Comments on editions :. 17 Interview . 2S 1. WISDOM, CLEVERNESS, JUSTICE, BRAVERY 1 YOU CANNOT TELL A RIDDLE TO THE HAMMAM OWNDER.29 2. WE SUE DOUBLETALK AS WE WERE NOT FREE. 30 3. WE WERE HERE BEFORE THE DEVIL. 30 4. TAHIR SHOULD HELP TAHIR.31 5. IF I ONLY KNEW.32 6. THREE GROUNDLESS VICES. 33 7. HUMAN, HALF HUMAN, NO HUMAN. 33 8. THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE. 33 9. YOU MAY MIX IT TOR ONE MORE YEAR ONLY . 34 10. THE WISEST AND THE DUMBEST. .35 III NEVER SAY WHAT LENIN SAYS.36 12 DO WE HAVE A WOMAN AMBASSADOR?. 37 13. I WOULDN'T
WISH TO BE AROUND. 37 14. IF YOU WANTED TO SEE KAMER KUKA, THAT’S ME.38 15. I WAS THERE BUT YOU DID NOT SEE ME!. .39 16. THE HEN IS NOT LAYING EGGS ON THE SAME SPOT.39 17. IF HE HAD TAKEN ANOTHER ROAD, WOULD HE HAVE REACHED HIS DESTINATION BY NOW?.:. . 41 18. IF YOU GO ASTRAY, KEEP TO THE UPPER SIDE. 42 19. I COULDN’T TELL WITHOUT SEEING YOUR WALKING PACE FIRST.42 20. THIS IS THE MASTER. 43 21. NO ONE REMEMBERS A BULGARIAN WITH A BEARD ON THE GREAT HILL . ;. ;;. 43 22. IF DIFFERENT, I WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO RULE. 44 23 ONLY THREE PERSONS KNOW ABOUT POLITICS. . .45 24 THE DOVE TOUCHED HIM.45 25. WE HAVE NOT CHOSEN THE TRANSLATORS.46 26. MOST OF YOU ARE SHEPHERDS. 46 27. DOGS ATE
IT!. 47 28. THIS LANTERN SAVED TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE. 48 29. THE BRAIN DOES NOT HANG ON HEDGE POSTS. 49 30. THE BRAIN WON’T STAY IN WOOL. 50 31. THE OLD MAN OR THE DONKEY?. 50 32. ARE YOU TAKING THE RAM OR THE CALF. .SI 33. DON’T HIT THE DONKEY.51 34. I AM ONLY TAKING ITS SKIN OFF. 52 35. I’VE BEEN CUTTING ON THAT LOG FOR FOURTY YEARS AND NOT A SCRATCH . :.-. 52 36. THE CONVERSATION GETS SPOILED FROM HEAD NOT FROM BOTTOM .53 37. I’VE BECOME MY OWN SELF’S SHEPHERD.54 227
.54 38. HIS VIRTUES WEIGHED HEAVIER-. .55 39. EACH ONE TO HIS OWN BRAIN. .55 •10 FOOLISHNESS UNDER THE DITCH. .56 41 FOOLISHNESS COMES IN BUNDLES.,.,. .57 42. THE HEN’S SKIN AND THE BULL’S SKIN . .58 43. THE FOOL ALWAYS SURPASSES THE WISE. 44 HÖNOR HAS NO MARK. . .58 45. IT WOULD BE MY STUPIDITY. . . 59 46. WHEN DO THE RAMS FIGHT THE MOST. . 59 47. LLAPUSHNIK STARTS IT. ORLLAT DRINKS IT, AND NEGROFC GETS DRUNK . .:.:. 60 48. HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK TO A FOOL? . . . 60 49. YOU HAVE A HISTORY TOO.·.’. . .„.61 50. GIVE HIM A LIRA AND HE WILL FIND TROUBLE. 61 51. DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT POSITION. 62 52. IF MY AFFAIRS ARE STRAIGHTENED OUT, DEVIL WILL TAKE ME.63 53. I THOUGHT NOT EVEN DOGS WOULD EAT HIM!. .64 54.1 AM THE YOUNGEST. . . 64 55. DOCTOR OF MEDICINE, DOCTOR OF DISCIPLINE. 65 56. WHO
IS THE LORD OF THE HOUSE?. 66 57. ONE SHOULD NOT KILL THE SONG. 66 58. YOU SHOULD NOT SING A SONG ABOUT A LIVING MAN.67 59. DON’T KILL HIM ANY MORE, OR YOU’LL BE KILLED. 68 60. ONE HAND I KISS, THE OTHER I CUT. . 68 61. THEY MENTION YOUR MOTHER MORE OFTEN.69 62.1 WAS EATING DATES MYSELF-YESTERDAY. 69 63. MY FOREST, SOMEONE ELSE'S WOODS.70 64. HAIR IS OUT OF QUESTION. 71 65. I WANT MY PANTS CUT LIKE BRAHIM HALLAQI . 71 66. WELL, AST GOT MY TAIL SOAKED. 72 67. HAD YOU BEEN IN DRENK A YOU’D BE HEADLESS NOW.72 68 1 AM BRAVE NO MORE.73 69. IF HE IS A BRAVE HE’LL COME AND BRING IT TO ME, IF HE’S NOT I’LL GO AND GET IT . 74 70. I SHOULD COME WITH YOU. 75 71. MY SONS NEVER UNDERSTAND 75 72. WE’RE NOT EVEN ABLE TO PLAY A GAME OF HATYS PROPERLY. 76 73 TAKE THE ROCK OUT OF YOUR
MOUTH. . 76 74. KOSOVA’S SHIRT IS BEING CUT IN BELGARDE AND SEWN IN TIRANA . 77 75. ENVER HOXHA HAS SEEN A DREAM.78 76. SETTING THE WIT BEFORE ANGER.78 77. THE ODA BELONGS TO ALL ONLY WHEN IT RAINS.79 78. WILL YOU HELP ME KEEP UP OUR FRIENDSHIP. 79 79. MY SON IS BEING MARRIED. NOT MY NATON. 80 80. I HAVE ISOLATED ALL MY NEIGHBOURS. 81 81.1 CANNOT TURN MY BACK TO THE KRAL. 81 82.1 NEVER KNEW I WAS IN THIS SHIT. 82 83. YOU GO DOWNWARDS AND WE GO UPWARDS BUT WE LL MEET SOMEWHERE . 83 84. IF I HAD ALLTHE WOOL YOU HAVE I’D MAKE MY SOCKS UP TO MY 228
KNEES S . . . 83 85. I'VE FOUND THE RIGHT SPOT. 85 86. FOOD HAS NO SHAME, BUT A MAN MUST HAVE.85 87. IF 1 SET MY MIND TO IT I CAN EAT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD.86 88. ON SEPARATE PLANES. . . 87 89. WE’RE NOT BROTHERS JUST BECAUSE WE.87 90. NOTHING BETTER THAN RAKI. . 88 91. WE ENJOY, WE HAVE FUN.89 92. LOTS OF MOUNTAINS AND LITTLE OF GOATS.89 93. HE WAS MEAN BUT DETERMINED TOO.90 94. YOU’LL BE LEFT OUT LJKE A COW’S THING. 90 95. YOU WEREN’T SPEAKING TO ME BUT RATHER TO THE OX. 91 96. LIKEABICYLE. 91 97. NO MORE TEARS LEFT. 98. A DOG WITH A BELL. 92
99. MAY DEVIL TAKE YOUR AGE. 93 100. SO YOU ARE. 101. IF I COULD USE THIS FINGER YOU WOULDN’T HAVE BE HERE AT ALL .94 102. AZEM BEITA S SONG. . .95 103. WHILE ON YOUR CART I SING YOUR SONG. 96 104. TAHIR BERISHA AND THE PODRIMJA MAN. 97 105. DIRT IS BETTER THAN AN ARROGANT MAN.97 106. THESE ARE NO PLUMB BUT ACACIA TREES. 98 107. MY OLDER BROTHER BEAT ME UP. 99 108. NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR FATHER GOES AWAY TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HEAD WITH HIM. 109. KEQAN SADIKI MEETS RAMADAN SHABANI.100 110 HOW TO GET RID OF THE SERB COMM ANDER .101 111. WHEN IT WILL, IT WILL. 102 112.1 WISHED SHIP1TULLA WAS BORDERING WITH SERBIA. 103 113 DEVIL WAS BORN IN SHIPITULLA, HAD LUNCH IN HARILAQ, AND BREEDED IN
RIBAR.104 114. WHEN DO VILLAGE FOLKS HAVE GOOD TIME.104 115. GOOD TIME IN KOSOVA. 105 116. THIS ÍS MY MOTHER.106 117. HIS BRAVE MAN’S MOTHER IS MY MOTHER’S MOTHER IN LAW. 107 118.1 LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD TOBACCO. 107 119. HOW ONE FALLS INTO A WELL.I0S 120. ARE YOU MORE AFRAID OF ME OR GOD?. 109 121 WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES SHOULD I CUT?.109 122. ALBANIANS ARE LIKE A CORNEL-BUSH. 110 123. IT ALLOWS ME TO GET A LWAYER. . 111 124. A STRANGER’S DIRT IS DIRTIER.111 125. BOTH OLD AND NEW ONIONS SMELL THE SAME.112 126 THEN EVERYONE WILL GET IT. 112 127 THIS MUST BE THE MADMAN MOTHER TOLD US ABOUT. 113 128 IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THEY HAVE NOT DONE TO US .2. . 114 129.
IF YOU WISHED YOU HAD A DORTHER I’LL SEND YOU MY BROTHER ZEN .114 130. A STONE’S FACE CAN BE SHAPED IN TWO BLOWS BUT A MAN’S FACE IS 229
HARD TO SHAPE. . . .115 131.1 NEED NO FIRE-WOOD. . .115 132. I KNOW YOU, BUT 1 DON’T KNOW MYSELF .116 133. THE ONE WITH MOUSTACH F. MY MOTHER. . 116 134. STAND UP, ITS THE COUNTRY BEGGING!.117 135. LIKE A STROFC1 BITCH . .117 II. IRONY, VANITY, DISAPPOINTMENT DECEPTION, CRUELTY, FEAR, THEFT, LIES 136. I SEE YOU LIKE TO HAVE TOUR COFFEE CUP STROLL AROUND.119 137. HALF OF THE PAIN WENT AWAY. .120 138. THESE GO AT ODDS. . . . 120 139. IT’S TIME TO MILK THE COW.֊. 121 140. I AM LIKE A SALAD. 121 141. CAN ONE EAT IN A TOILET. .-,. .122 142. WHY DOES THE BULL JUMP ON HIS OWN MOTHER. . 122 143. HOW MANY BODIES YOU BURY IN AGRAVE?.123 144. WHERE ARE YOU HORNS?.
.'23 145. IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN CURSE HIS MOTHER, BECAUSE I CANNOT DO IT! . . .124 !46. IF YOU REPRESENT THAT GOVERNMENT THEN THATS THE END OF IT! . 147. HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A MALE?. . 125 148. YOU KNOW SO WELL WHERE SHABAN POLLUZHA IS, BUT YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO GO THERE. . .126 149. SUCH A BIG-HEADED MAN COMES SELDOM TO THE SHOP. 126 150. A TATTERING MASON . . 127 151. COME AND STAY A BIT WITH HASAN, BECAUSE MY FEET ARE FREEZING . 12* 152. I’LL BUY A SHEEP. 128 153. A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN GETS FATTER. 129 154. THE HORSE IS WISER THAN ME.129 155. I’LL BE RELIEVED IN A MONTH AND YOU’LL STAY ON FOREVER. 130 156. HE’S SURE THEY’LL BREAK A FENCE. 131 157. LITTLE IMPREGNATED. 131 158. THAT IS CALLED MANURE „і.132 159. YOU SHOW THIS INVOICE TO SHABAN
POLLUZHA. .132 160. SIX CORNS KILLED MY COW. 133 161. KOSOVA WILL BELONG TO US.134 162. IF THE MOON SETS HOW THEY WILL EVER STEP DOWN OF IT?. 134 163. IF YOU HAVE TWO VOTES ONE CAME FROM ME. 135 164. WE WOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU IF YOU ONLY STAYED A NIGHT.135 165. BEING PRAISED TOO MUCH I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE.136 166. DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SHEEP TO LAST TILL I FIND THE CURE. 136 167. THE BUFF IS EATING THE BRAN. .137 168. AS YOU ARE NOT A SMOKER I AM NOT GIVING MY OXEN TO YOU. 138 169. YOU ONLY SEE BLACK. . .139 170. YOU’VE GOT NO PLACE TO GRAB ME FROM AS I AM AN OLD MAN NOW . . .139 230
171.1 GET BORED WITH YOU TOO.140 172, A PREGNANT. .140 173.1 TOLD YOU IT WOULD BREED A FEMALE.141 174. MAY DEVIL TAKE YOUR FOURTY YEARS.141 175. I’D PISS ON HIM LIKE ON A BUSH.142 176. WELL, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ATE TWO BUCKET LOADS. 143 177.1 FEEL SORRY ABOUT THE WOLF . . . . 143 178.1 AM SORRY ABOUT THE OX. 144 179. WELCOME, BUT WHY WITH MOWERS?.144 180. HE IS MY MARE’S FRIEND. .145 181. DO YOU FEEL THE LOSS OF YOUR HORSE?. . . 145 182.1 HAVEN'T SEEN IT BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. 146 183.1 DON’T KNOW IF HE HAD IT, ALTHOUGH I SAW HIM EAT A WHOLE BOWL OF CERELIALS IN THE MORNING. 146 184.1 DID LIE DOWN, BUT HE PISSED ON MY FACE. 147 185. HE IS NOW JUMPING OVER THE OXEN
TOO. 148 186.1 DIDN’T WANT TO BECOME A CHILD.149 187. ONE MAY NOT SAVE ON A WICK .149 188.1 TOOK IT BECAUSE I GAVE HIM MY BLOOD.150 189. DID I SAY ANYTHING WHEN I CAME IN?. .151 190. NOW GIVE ME THE SPOON, FOR I’LL EAT BY MYSELF!.151 191. YES, YES, OF COURSE. .152 192. WE HAVEN’T MOWED DURING WINTER, EITHER.153 193. I’M NOT WORRIED HE LOST, BUT FOR GOING TO TAKE IT BACK. 153 194. THIS IS MADE ON TAFIL’S CHICKEN SOUP. 154 195.1 HAVE ENOUGH TO GET IN AND GET STUCK IN IT. 155 196. YOU GO OUT, FOR I AM HOT-TEMPERED. 155 197. TOM BUILT A HOUSE TO A MONTENEGRIN.156 198. THANK YOU GOD, AT LEAST YOU DID NOT MAKE ME DO THIS. 157 199. IF I GRAB THAT STICK, I’LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH’. . 158 200 THE DONKEY DOES NOT DIE EVERY DAY. 159 201 THREE MEN IN THE HOUSE, AND THE BRIDE GOES TO THE MILL.159 202. IT’S THE BRIDE’S
FAULT. . 160 203. HOW MAY ONE KEEP THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!.160 204. BECAUSE OF ME OR BECAUSE OF YOU?.161 205. TAKE ME ANYWHERE YOU WANT BUT HOME’. 162 206. THE BULL WENT TO THE MARKET PLACE ALL BY ITSELF. 162 207.1 TOO WAS AFRAID WHEN 1 WAS ALIVE. 163 208. PERHAPS I PREPARED EXACTLY THAT. . 163 209. PRAYING IS A DEBT, AND STEALING IS A PROFESSION’.164 210. HOW STRANGE. 164 211. WHEN I TOUCH YOU, STOP EXAGGERATING.165 III. MAN, WOMAN, MARRIAGE, FRIENDS 212. IT STOOD ON A TROLLEY. . 167 213. SHE HAS A ‘C’ TYPE VISA.168 214 THE ONE WHO LISTENS, LEARNS.168 215 MALIQ PASHA GOES WITH COWS. .169 216 HE FIRE HAS ITS BEAUTY IN SUMMER TOO.170 231
217. ‘I AM TO BLAME'.լ.:. .171 218. ONT WORRY; FOR THE NEXT FOREST IS COMING. 171 219. THIS IS NOT OWNED BY ME! . .172 220 IF I'D WAITED FOR HIM, YOU'D NOT BE IN THIS WORLD.173 221. THIS FAT ASS HERE WON. A LIRA BY THE HAYSTACK. 173 222. I FELL ON MY BACK FLAT. .174 223. THE WOMEN DID NOT COME OUT BUT I SAW THEM. 175 224. AND, WHO’S BEEN STAYING WITH YOUR WOMEN?.176 225. THE IMAM LAID DOWN A CARPET AND PRAYED OVER HER. 177 226. IT SEEMED YOU COUGHED . . 178 227. DON’T LET THE WOMEN SEE THAT, OR THEY’LL CHASE US WITH NETTLES .: .:. . 17S 228. 'NOT EVEN IF SHE WERE MY MOTHER’ .և. .179 229. IT WON’T RAIN ANY TIME YOU ARE ITCHING. 180 230; HER MOTHER IN LAW IN FRONT OF HER;.181 231. MOTHER IN LAW DIED LAUGHING. . 181 232. THE GOOD AND THE BAD DAUGHTER IN LAW.182 233. HE IS SUCH A MEAN
MAN!.,.;. . . 182 234. SOMEONE WILL BUMP INTO YOU!.;. .183 235. WHO can TWIST HER LEG OVER THE NECK MAY MARRY!.183 236. SHE CAN SEE THE NEEDLE BUT NOT THE BARN. .184 237. I WILL DO THE DISHES BUT I WON’T SING .184 238.1 KNOW HER TONGUE SIZE. . .185 239. I KNEW DEVIL WOULD TAKE HER.,:.,. 185 240. ‘THE MAN UP THERE WILL RAISE HIM.’.,. 186 241. GO AND TALK TO THE MILLER .186 242. THE TAX COLLECTOR WAS AT THE DOOR . . 187 243. STAY AWAY. 187 244. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COW?.:.189 245. I HOPE YOU DID NOT TELL IT ALL!.189 246. IT’S MY HEAD, NOT MY ASS!., . . .190 247. YOU EAT - THERE’LL BE TIME FOR THE BOY!.190 248. THE SICK YEARNS FOR EVERYTHING.191 249.1
WASN’T THAT SICK!. . . .191 250. IN OUR HOUSE THREE PERSONS ARE ASKING FOR Մ. 192 251.1 COULD DO WITHOUT A HUSBAND. . . 193 252. IT’S NOT COFFEES FAULT!,. 193 253. SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE REMOVED THE STICK!. 194 254.1 TOO POURED A FISTFUL OF SALT!. .195 255 . DID ALI SHUKŔUA SPEAK?.195 256. ‘IF THAT IS SO, TAKE A SHAVE IN THE EVENING՜. 196 257. ‘MY GOODNESS, HE CAUGHT YOU TOO’.,.;. 196 258. ‘CALL LATER BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS HERE’. . 197 259. ‘YOU JUMP FIRST, AND YOU’LL SEE’ . .-. 197 260. HE DIDN’T JUMP OVER THE SAME HEN TWICE. 198 261. YOU REALIZE HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE SPENDING YOUR TIME IN A COFFEE SHOP. . 198 262. THEY WOULD SEE THE SAUSAGE!. 199 263. SELLING SAUSAGE. ;. 200 232
IV. RELIGION 264. GOD CREATED BUT TWO RELIGIONS.201 265. THREE RELIGIONS, NO BARTHOLOMEW. 201 266. GOOD FOR YOU.,. .202 267. WERE THEY ABLE TO CLIMB TO THE MOON?.202 268. DOES THE EARTH MOVE AROUND THE SUN?. 203 269. SHOULD I COOK FOR BAYRAM OR FOR SI ANT’GEORGE’S?. 203 270. THEY WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN THEY LIVED. 204 271. 'WE SHOULD NOT LET THE PIGS GO W ASTE’. .205 272. ‘WE FINED THE IMAM’. 205 273. AFTER EVERY İFTAR, I BECOME SO LUSTFUL. 206 274. WHO IS A TRUE MUSLIM?.206 275. THINGS WERE DONE IN ORDER THEN, AND NOW THEY ARE DONE IN BUNDLES . 207 276. IF THE PRIEST BEHAVED HIMSELF I MIGHT HAVE BEEN HERE INSTEAD . .208 277. IF I AM NOT TOO DEEP IN I LIKE TO GET
OUT. 208 278.1 AM A MUSLIM FROM WAIST DOWN. . 209 279. YOU’RE STILL CARRYING HER!. . 210 V. POVERTY, SICKNESS, DEATH, MOURNING, SHAME 280. I AM NOT USED TO MILKING, BUT RATHER TO SKINNING .211 281. WHEN HE GROWS UP, HE’LL COME OUT BY HIMSELF.212 282. BRING MY FAMILY HERE TOO. 212 283. PERHAPS IT WILL BE CHEAPER. .213 284. EAT, IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!. .!. .213 285. HE’S BEEN DEAD FROM WAIST DOWN LONG AGO. f.214 286. THANKS GOD HE DIED!.214 287. HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, HE IUST DIED. 215 288. ’MAY GOD LEAVE YOU WELL FOR MY OWN MOTHER’.215 289. NEXT TIME I’LL SPEAK OF MEHMET REÇANI.?.216 290. HOW COME MY WIFE BECAME YOUR FRIEND. 216 291. OLD INDEED, BUT 1 USED TO RIDE IT SOMETIMES. 217 292. I AM FIKRIJE’S HUSBAND. 218 293. I AM SAD BECAUSE IT WAS MY
OWN DOING. 218 294. I PRAY TO YOU GOD. 219 295. I’LL WRAP YOU TOO SOON. 219 296. DRIVE CAREFULLY OR ELSE IT WILL BE WRITTEN!. .220 297. NO INSULTS!. 220 298. ON BEHALF OF THESE COWS MAY GOD LEAVE YOU WELL.221 299. O, YOU BLACK-BEARDED DEVIL, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?. .222 MAIN STORY-TELLERS:. 223 PORTRAITS OF SOME OF THE STORY-TELLERS.235 233 |
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