The 30,000 bequest and other stories - Twain, Mark (Floating Press, 2009)
The 30,000 bequest – A dog's tale – Was it heaven? or hell? – A cure for the blues – The Californian's tale – A helpless situation – A telephonic conversation – Edward Mills and George Benton: a tale – The five boons of life – The first writing-machines – Italian without a master – Italian with grammar – A burlesque biography – How to tell a story – General Washington's negro body-servant – Wit inspirations of the "two-year-olds" – An entertaining article – A letter to the Secretary of the Treasury – Amended obituaries – A monument to Adam – A humane word from Satan – Introduction to "The new guide of the conversation in Portuguese and English" – Advice to little girls – Post-mortem poetry – The danger of lying in bed – Portrait of King William III – Does the race of man love a lord? – Extracts from Adam's diary – Eve's diary