Rotten School - Stine, R. L. 1943- (Harper Collins Publ., 2005)
A brand-new Bernie -- Our mystery science experiment -- "She's not my girlfriend!" -- The magic moment -- April-May says yes -- Belzer has a problem -- My good deed -- Crushed -- Sherman shows off -- Crushed, part two -- Jennifer attacks -- My first night as a bookworm -- How I impressed April-May -- I'm tense -- I'm hot! -- The double-smart quiz bowl -- Billy the brain -- A champion slug -- The good, the bad and the very slimy -- Bernie thinks fast -- The old garden hose trick -- Victory! -- Mrs. Heinie steps in -- Could it get any worse? --